Now and then it’s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.
when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it
You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.
That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.